Funny Friendship Quotes

40 FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES FOR BEST FRIENDS

  • We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.

  • Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

  • If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.

  • I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.

  • Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

  • You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

  • Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

 

  1. Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

  2. I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

  3. You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

  4. Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

  5. Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

  6. Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’

 

  1. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

  2. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
  3. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
    -Unknown
  4. A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
    -Jim Hayes
  5. I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
    -Unknown
  6. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
    -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  7. Friends offer free therapy.
    -Unknown
  8. We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
    -Unknown
  9. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
    -Marlene Dietrich
  10. Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public
    -Unknown
  11. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
    -Sicilian Proverb
  12. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
    -Unknown
  13. Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
    -Charles Lamb
  14. Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.
    -Unknown
  15. It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
    -A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
  16. I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends

  17. Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.

  18. We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.

  19. One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

  20. God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters

  21. Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.

  22. You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

  23. Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.

  24. Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

  25. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

  26. We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes

  27. We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

 

Crazy Friends Quotes

  • My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. – Matt Schucker
  • Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.
  • Friends are our chosen family.
  • Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
  • Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.
  • The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.  – Rita Mae Brown
  • Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
  • A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy. … I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. Depression is itself destructive, and it breeds destructive impulses: I am easily disappointed in people who don’t get it.
  • Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  • Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
  • A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
  • I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
  • Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
  • Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault
  • You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
  • Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! – C.S. Lewis
  • A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. 
  • An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. 
  • A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
  • Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
  • Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them, and sometimes it’s good just knowing they’re there.
  • We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
  • You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
  • This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.  
  • Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
  • Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
  • Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
  • I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.
  • Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
  • You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
  • Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Funny Friendship Quotes in English

  • I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
  • Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
  • Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
  • You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
  • A true friend stabs you in the front. – Oscar Wilde
  • The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
  • I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
  • The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend. 
  • When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
  • Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
  • Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
  • If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
  • Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
  • We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
  • We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
  • If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
  • If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
  • You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
  • Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
  • A true friend is the one that stays no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
  • I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
  • Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
  • There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
  • A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
  • Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
  • Best friend: the one that you can mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
  • Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
  • We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter. 
  • Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Funny Friendship Quotes

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends!

Unknown

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

 

This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes.

 

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

 

Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.

 

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

Its is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

 

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

 

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’

 

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.

 

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

 

It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.