Pineapple Quotes

Cute and witty pineapple quotes

 

  1. “Dang, you pine.” 

 

  1. “I pine for you.” 

 

  1. “Passports and pineapples.” 

 

  1. “Peace, love, and pineapples.” 

 

  1. “So, bring me two piña coladas. One for each hand.”

 

  1. “The pineapple is a symbol of welcome, warmth, friendship, and hospitality.” 

 

  1. “Wear a crown like a pineapple.” 

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  1. “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!” 

 

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  1. “You are one fine-apple.” 

 

  1. “You are the piña to my colada.” 

 

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Sweet pineapple quotes

 

  1. “A pineapple has pointy defenses but it’s still sweet. Be a pineapple.”

 

  1. “Be as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.”

 

  1. “Count the florets of a sunflower, or the spiral scales of a pineapple, running from its bottom up its sides to the top and you will find an extraordinary truth: recurring numbers, ratios, and proportions, all through nature.”

 

  1. “If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple” 

 

  1. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.” 

 

  1. “Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.” 

 

  1. “Rapid maturity is most common in the low latitudes. That’s where pineapples and women thrive.” 

 

  1. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.”

 

  1. “Be like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” 

 

  1. “A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.” 

 

Pineapple quotes that will make you smile

 

 

  1. “Happiness comes in pineapples.”

 

  1. “In a world full of apples, be a pineapple.” 

 

  1. “Love you to the pineapple and back.”

 

  1. “Party like a pineapple.” 

 

  1. “The green pineapple never falls from the tree by accident.” 

 

  1. “The soul wants pineapples in champagne, and the body requires vodka.” 

 

  1. “When life gives you pineapples, just add rum.” 

 

  1. “You are the pineapple of my eye.”

 

  1. “You can’t compare pineapples and coconuts.” 

 

  1. “He is the very pineapple of politeness.” 

 

30 Pineapple Quotes

 

1.”Be like a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”

 

  1. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” 

 

  1. “Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable.” 

 

  1. “He is the very pineapple of politeness” 

 

  1. “You look like a beautiful, blonde pineapple!” 

 

  1. “Yellow is a very favourable vibration for mental or intellectual activity. It promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and helps depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency with life. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.” 

 

  1. “If you sit all day in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That is well documented.” 

 

  1. “Know what I love? All those different textures. The smooth bananas, the stringy pineapple, the crunchy pecans. Nothing like it.” 

 

  1. “For her… I asked a pear to become a pineapple, a pineapple to become a lightbulb, a lightbulb to become the moon, and the moon to become a coin I flipped for her love.”

 

  1. “Where is it defined that a house must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple.”

 

  1. “I describe my music as like a mix of juices – a tropicana orange huice and a little bit of off-brand pineapple juice. I guess you could call it generic brand pineapple-wave.”

 

  1. “Be as the pineapple. Have a hundred eyes.” 

 

  1. “Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.” 

 

  1. ““(Skit begins with Belarus citizen commenting on their national flag) Stupid National Anthem… look at this flag! Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit!” 

 

Lots of pineapple quotes and pineapple proverbs focus on the idea of pineapple being a happy, and joy-inducing fruit. Pineapples are a source of inspiration for many – from the first royal and rich patrons in Europe to see them, who prized the crowns as status symbols, all the way to rural communities in South-East Asia that rely on the fruit as a stable crop. Let’s have some more!

  1. “Rapid maturity is most common in the low latitudes. That’s where pineapples and women thrive.” 

 

  1. “A pineapple has pointy defences, but it’s still sweet. Be a pineapple.”

 

  1. “Upon a low-hanging branch sat Tarzan directly above the majestic, supple body as it forged silently through the thick jungle. He hurled a pineapple at the ancient enemy of his people. The great beast stopped and, turning, eyed the taunting figure above her.” 

 

  1. “A pineapple is far more versatile than you might think, and certainly merits wider use than in Hawaiian pizzas, Piña Coladas and cheesy cocktail sticks.” 

 

  1. “A Mai Tai with pineapple. It’s like vacation in a glass!” 

 

  1. “Each pineapple plant produces only one fruit per year. It can take up to two years for the pineapple to ripen, and it’s important to wait, because once it’s picked, it can’t ripen any further. The unripe pineapple not only tastes terrible, but is also poisonous.”

 

  1. “All I need is a palm tree and a pineapple.” 

 

  1. “At one point in time, Lanai grew 98% of the world’s pineapples. Now, most of the world’s pineapples are grown in two places; Costa Rica and Panama, because no one wants to spend $45 on a pineapple from the United States.”

 

  1. “I like pineapple. It’s delightful!” 

 

 

  1. “Pineapple reduces swelling.”

 

  1. “It was really fun on the set of Pineapple Express. I mean, how could I not have fun? It was exactly as you think it would be.” 

 

  1. “Anyways, like I was sayin’, a shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, sauté it. There’s, uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That.. that’s about it..” 

 

  1. “Count the florets of a sunflower, or the spiral scales of a pineapple, running from its bottom up its sides to the top and you will find an extraordinary truth: recurring numbers, ratios, and proportions, all through nature.”

 

  1. “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!” 

 

  1. “If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a fineapple” 

 

  1. “I think I was a mermaid, and I used to swim the shores of Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.”

 

Use these quotes well! If you know of any good pineapple quote that you feel should be included in the list, please feel free to comment below

 

Funny Pineapple Quotes

 

  1. “Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple.”

 

  1. “I thought ‘Pineapple Express’ was hilarious.”

 

  1. “Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!”

 

  1. “I think I was a mermaid and I used to swim the shores of Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.”

 

  1. “If you speak to him of a machine for peeling a potato, he will pronounce it impossible: if you peel a potato with it before his eyes, he will declare it useless, because it will not slice a pineapple.”

 

  1. “If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That’s well documented.”

 

  1. “I don’t speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, “Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?” – no problem.”

 

 

  1. “I can’t wait to get off the stage, because I’ve got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!”

 

  1. “For her I asked a pear to become a pineapple, a pineapple to become a lightbulb, a lightbulb to become the moon, and the moon to become a coin I flipped for her love.”
  2. “Where is it written that houses must be beige? Any dun colored house would look better if painted pineapple, cream, ochre, or even a smart sage.”

 

  1. “It was really fun on the set of ‘Pineapple Express’. I mean, how could I not have fun? It was exactly what you think it would be.”

 

  1. “Stupid national anthem… Look at this flag; two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit.”

 

  1. “I describe my music as a mix of juices – Tropicana orange juice and a little bit of off-brand pineapple juice. I guess you could call it generic-brand pineapple-wave.”

 

  1. “Absolutely. Justice served with a side of pineapple. That’s what I’m here for.”

 

  1. “Nobody missed the candles, because when you’re eating pineapple upside-down cake, there is nothing much left to wish for.”

 

Sweet Pineapple Quotes

 

  1. “The next morning we experienced our very first “full English breakfast,” which consisted of tea, orange juice, cookies, oatmeal, granola, berries, bananas, croissants, grapes, pineapples.”

 

 

  1. “Seeking survival, hostile, hidden from sight. Deliciously flavoured – juicy, sweet bite, exploding senses preparing to ignite, inspiring to escape from the suffocating night.”

 

  1. “The filling burned Charlie’s tongue, but he had to agree. Waipo’s pineapple cakes were the stuff of legend, and this particular batch tasted extra special.”

 

  1. “‘Know what I love?’ I said. ‘All those different textures. The smooth bananas, the stringy pineapple, and crunchy pecans. Nothing like it.'”

 

  1. “If only every workday could be spent in the sunshine with pineapples full of rum. She’d get very little work done, but she’d be in an excellent mood.”

 

  1. “As a kid I’d play with homemade recipes, like putting pineapple on my face to exfoliate my skin and doing facial steams with lavender or peppermint oils.”

 

  1. “I don’t really cook much. I’m more of a baker. My favorite things to bake that everybody loves, and I can only keep in the house for about ten minutes, are 7-Up cake and Pineapple Upside-Down cake.”

 

  1. “A pineapple is a compilation of berries that grow and fuse together. When joined, they create a single fruit.”

 

  1. “There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich… That’s, that’s about it.”

 

  1. “I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes that it has.”

 

 

  1. “I see the Creator of all existence as the crown on a pineapple, and all religions of the world as the spiky eyelets, where each eyelet symbolizes a different religion or race under the same crown.

 

  1. “Here’s the only thing I know for sure: Chopped pineapple is incredible on hot dogs. Honest to God, I love pineapple on everything.”

 

  1. “She described a new variety she was trying out in the regular size. Pineapple-mango. I’m calling it Tropical Delight.”

 

  1. “Fresh, juicy pineapple rings- not from a can- encircle not maraschino cherries but lovely candied cherries from Nob Hill Grocers.”

 

  1. “The dessert plates were arranged with delicate biscuits and pineapple cream served in cunning little glazed pots.”

 

  1. “Dinner that night was pizza, homemade by her father. It had slices of green pepper on it and, of all things, pineapple chunks. Coraline ate the entire slice she was given.”

 

Pineapple Quotes For Instagram Captions

 

  1. “Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.”

 

  1. “You are the pineapple of my eye.”

 

  1. “I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan.”

 

  1. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.”

 

  1. “So, bring me two piña coladas, one for each hand.”

 

  1. “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

 

  1. “I felt myself as coming from a caramelized planet, an upside-down planet, pineapple-cratered.”

 

  1. “Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”

 

  1. “He is the very pineapple of politeness.”

 

  1. “Maturity is most rapid in the low latitudes, where pineapples and women most do thrive.”

 

  1. “I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment.”

 

  1. “Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.”

 

  1. “In certain areas of the country, a pineapple was a symbol of warmth, welcome, friendship, and hospitality.”

 

Best Pineapple Quotes For Greeting Card

 

  1. “You are one fine-apple.”

 

  1. “A pineapple has pointy defenses, but it’s still sweet. Be a pineapple.”

 

  1. “When life hands you pineapples, you best make piña coladas.”

 

  1. “I may be spiky on the outside, but I’m sweet on the inside.”

 

  1. “In a world full of apples, be a pineapple.”

 

  1. “If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.”

 

  1. “The green pineapple never falls from the tree by accident.”

 

  1. “The soul wants pineapples in champagne, and the body would like vodka.”

 

  1. “When life gives you pineapples, just add rum.”

 

  1. “You can’t compare pineapples and coconuts.”

 

  1. “I pine for you.”

 

  1. “A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.”

 

  1. “Be kind and truthful, and life will be fruitful.”

 

  1. “Party like a pineapple.”

 

  1. “You are like the piña to my colada.”

 

  1. “Wear a crown like a pineapple.”

 

  1. “Peace, love, and pineapples.”

 

  1. “Make life better with palm trees.”

 

  1. “Love you to the pineapple and back.”

 

  1. “Dang, you pine.”

 

  1. “If I were a fruit I would be a pineapple.”

 

66.” Happiness comes in pineapples.”

 

67.” Eyes like a pineapple, eyes are everywhere, seeing everything, in all directions.”

 

  1. “Done good adulating- let’s be pineapples.”

 

69.” You have to be a pineapple, the best one. You have to have a hundred eyes.”

 

70.” Pineapples have this cute little crown on top of them. They wear it proudly.”