SASSY CAPTIONS

Sassy captions are the perfect way to add some personality to your photos. Whether you’re just looking to make a funny comment or share a relatable feeling, these little phrases can take your pics from average to amazing. Plus, they’re a great way to show off your sassiness (and we all know that sass is the best).

In our digital age, where everyone seems to be glued to their phones and social media feeds, adding sassy captions to your photos is a great way to make them stand out. Not only will they get more likes and comments, but they’ll also make your friends and followers laugh. SASSY CAPTIONS is the perfect article for finding the perfect caption to describe your mood, outfit, or just how sassy you feel. With over 10,000 captions to choose from, you’re sure to find the perfect one for your photo. Whether you’re feeling funny, fierce, or flirty, SASSY CAPTIONS has got you covered.

CAPTIONS

• You’ll never catch me upset! I’m too busy to waste my time like that.
• Don’t stand to close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.
• Being dramatic is always fun
• Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
• If you listen to me closely, you can hear me not caring.
• I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.
• I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here’s a band-aid.
• The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for the pizza.
• Be you, do you, for you.
• You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.
• I can resist everything, except temptation. ~ Oscar Wilde
• Always classy never trashy and a little bit sassy.
• X’ in the box, cause ain’t nobody checking me.
• There’s always a wild side to an innocent face,
• The truth hurts but secrets kill “Cherish these nights, cherish these people. Life is a movie, but there will never be a sequel.”
• Never mistake my kindness for weakness.
• Got two shows tonight, that’s Brooklyn and Dallas.
• She was simple like quantum physics.
• The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza
• Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
• I’m the queen of my own little world.
• Kinda classy, kinda hood.
• It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
• If I say — first of all — run away because I have prepared research, data, charts, and will destroy you.
• A fit, healthy body-that is the best fashion statement.
• You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

SASSY CAPTIONS FOR SELFIES

• Right back on my worst behavior
• Twenty-four-hour champagne diet
• I got 99 problems but a whip ain’t one.
• Home is where the bra isn’t.
• I’m Angelina, you Jennifer. Come on (girl), you see where Brad at.
• A sass a day keeps the basics away
• Ok, I’m officially done now.
• You don’t like me but you like stalking my Instagram
• You’ll never catch me wasting my precious time hating on someone who isn’t worth my valuable energy!
• If you can’t see 👀 anything Beautiful in Yourself, get a Better Mirror
• Lovin’ myself so much that it makes others uncomfortable. 😉
• Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny 😈
• They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight? 😎
• I know I changed baby, that was the point.
• Life is short. Make every hair flip count.
• You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.
• Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
• I’m usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.
• Pink isn’t just a color it’s an attitude too!
• I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.
• If you have something about yourself that’s different, you’re lucky. It’s not a curse.
• You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.
• I woke up like this
• Life is better when you’re laughing.
• They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.
• These are the days we live for.
• Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.

SASSY QUOTES FOR PIC

• Focus on the Good.
• Grow through what you go through.
• Why not take a selfie when you are feeling good and fresh today.
• Warning — You might fall in love with me.
• Keep calm and take a selfies
• When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.
• I find strength in pain.
• Classy is when a woman have everything but doesn’t show off.
• I’m born beautiful.
• When you take a selfie and your hairs look perfect but not your face.
• Somethings look very good in dreams.
• One of the best mistake done is never repeat, and never cry for the same problem.
• I know I have everything that you want, but sorry not available.
• Start from changing your thoughts and end with changing your life.
• Don’t let your eyes blind seeing my beauty.
• Wait guys let me take a selfie.
• Be like a sea, wild, free and beautiful.
• Proof people that I can pose better than you.
• I live my life always being classy, never trashy, and I am little sassy as well.
• My question to you is not about can you, it’s about will you.
• Dear, hating me will not make you beautiful.
• Just because you didn’t sleep does not mean that you should stop dreaming.
• Let’s wait and just start as strangers.
• I am having a syndrome of a down.
• I just got back with the ex 360 back.
• What do you think google is boy or a girl, I think it’s a girl because it never ends giving suggestions of other ideas
• I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.
• When nothing goes right, go left instead.
• Life is way too short for bad vibes.

SASSY QUOTES FOR HIM\GUYS

• I can resist everything, except temptation.
• X in the box, cause ain’t nobody checking me.
• Take a ride on my energy.
• Judge me when you become perfect.
• There’s always a wide side to an innocent face.
• For success, Attitude is equally as important as Ability.
• Never mistake my kindness for weakness.
• Got two shows tonight, that’s Brooklyn and Dallas.
• Kinda classy, kinda hood.
• You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.
• I love the sound you make when you shut up.
• I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
• When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.
• It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
• You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
• Twenty-four-hour champagne diet.
• If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.
• I’d rather die my way than live yours.
• Mistakes are proof that you’re trying.
• You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas.
• Think like a proton, always positive.
• Somethings look very good in dreams.
• I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
• I never lose. Either I win or I learn.
• I wish common sense was common.
• Either you play the game or watch the game, play you.
• Be savage, not average.
• Do me a favor, pick me up, take me out later.
• Don’t allow someone to make you feel like you’re not good enough.
• I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.
• We are all born mad. Some remain so.
• Life is short. Smile while you have teeth.
• I got 99 problems but a whip ain’t one.

SASSY CAPTIONS FOR FB

• Mind your own.
• I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
• I tried to be bored but I got bored.
• Pink isn’t just a color it’s an attitude too!
• Proof people that I can pose better than you.
• Life is better when you’re laughing.
• These are the days we live for.
• I will tolerate a lot. But once I’m done. I’m done. Not going back.
• I find strength in pain.
• I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
• Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
• Life is way too short for bad vibes.
• I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.
• Life happens. Coffee helps.
• End of Thinking Capacity.
• I tripped and fell into some feeling. I’m okay now. I brushed that shit off.
• I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
• Better am oops than a what if.
• I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
• Calm down. We’ll make it look like an accident.
• Be afraid of the quiet ones, they are the ones that actually think.
• If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.
• In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
• I don’t care what you think of me. Because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.
• The Master of Disguise.
• My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.

SAVAGE SASSY INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS

• My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
• Make them stop and stare.
• My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
• I got a good heart but this mouth.
• There’s no “we” in fries.
• Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
• I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
• I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
• Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place.
• Take my number down, I just might hit you.
• It is so weird being my own role model.
• I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are.
• I’m gracing you with my presence.
• No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
• I can remove most of your beauty from a wet wipe.
• The uglier the Snapchat, the closer the friendship.
• Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
• I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.
• Collect moments, not things.
• 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
• Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well.
• Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
• Catch flights, not feelings.
• Do ya thing be.
• Note to self: You good, get going.
• Treat me like an option, and I’ll dump you like a choice.
• It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
• Honey, even raccoons have standards.
• Even my middle finger is bigger than your heart.
• You can’t sit with us!
• Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?
• You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.
• Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!
• Ugh, as if!
• Braless is flawless.

BEST SASSY CAPTIONS

• It’s about time. Where’s my throne?
• So blunt you can smoke my truth.
• What, like it’s hard?
• If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
• That’s for me to know and for you to dot dot dot.
• They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.
• Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
• I’m probably the reason your girl isn’t answering you.
• Good vibes or good bye.
• It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
• I just figured if I’m going to be a mess – might as well be a hot mess, right?
• You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.
• Live in the moment.
• I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce.

SASSY INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR FRIENDS

• We rise by lifting others.
• Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.
• I meow back at cats.
• Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, and don’t let boys be mean to you.
• Of all the annoying things in the world, you’re my favorite.
• Life is short. Make every hair flip count.
• Ed of thinking capacity.
• My soul’s too lit to give a shit.
• Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
• No rain, no flowers.
• Have a friend that is like a mirror and a shadow—a mirror never lies and a shadow never leaves.
• Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
• I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.
• My hair is the crown I never take off.
• You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
• I like long romantic walks to the makeup aisle.
• Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.
• With nights like these, who needs the days?
• Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are together. No, we do not care.
• Be picky with your clothes, friends, and time.
• You are my favorite notification.
• I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.
• Lost in a world that doesn’t exist.
• Wen your downie eat brownie.
• Trouble never looked so fine.
• This is why we’re single.
• Here’s to the nights that turned into morning, and the friends who turned into family.
• Girls just wanna have sun.
• Strong alone, unstoppable together.
• Friends who slay together, stay together.
• Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
• The best memories come from bad ideas.
• I’m sassy, even though I hate that word! I’m sensitive and cry really easily.
• Best friends make good times even better.

SASSY CAPTIONS FOR PICTURES

• I know I changed baby. That was the point.
• Throw sass around like confetti.
• The X to my O.
• When someone says: You are ugly. Just tell them: Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you!
• I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
• You’re the “she” to my “nanigans”.
• You’re the Monica to my Rachel.
• Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
• Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
• Definition of a bestie: someone who opens their mouth just to insult you.
• I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
• We’re more than friends but less than a couple.

SASSY INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR BOYFRIENDS\GIRLFRIENDS

• If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.
• I am a kind person. Just don’t push the bitch button.
• Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute. Wanna make out?
• Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together.
• Your the type of boy I’d make a sandwich for.
• I came. Saw. And made it awkward.
• Sometimes I look at you and wonder how I got to be so damn lucky.
• Everything about my girlfriend is amazing.
• As soon as your ex sees you smiling, that’s the minute they want you back.
• I never craved attention until I had hers.
• True love is when you are happy spending time together, even if one of you is asleep.
• I smile like an idiot when I think about you.
• You just put your arms around me and I’m home.
• And you sir, You’re very attractive.
• He’s like a song she can’t get out of her head.
• Smiling the second you see his name pop up on your phone.
• I love you with every pizza my heart!
• Asleep or awake, I dream of you all the same.
• I could lay next to you forever—or until we decide to go eat.
• Based on how I react when toast pops out the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
• Be my partner in crime.
• I would wish you the best, but since that’s what you’re giving up, I’ll just wish you luck.
• Love is being stupid together.
• You are my peach, and my plum, my moon, my sun.

SASSY CAPTION FOR BOYS

• I’ll never finish falling in love with you.
• Being with you has made me so lame I think I like it.
• Everything I’ve never done, I want to do with you.
• I set my standards high, and you still flew over them.
• They say long-distance relationships will teach you to communicate well… So, we should be mind-readers by now.
• irritating minute with you.
• My prince charming is a princess.
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I will give it back.
• I want you. All of you. Your Flaws. And your mistakes. Even your imperfections. I want you, and only you.
• She’s magic, that girl. Sorry, I’m late; I didn’t want to come.
• What I have with you I don’t want with anyone else.
• Stick with the man who stuck by you when your hair wasn’t done.
• When your past calls, don’t answer. It has nothing new to say.
• Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
• My ex updated his status to “standing on the edge of a cliff.” So, I poked him.
• I want to write “I love you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how hard it is to love you.
• If I could have anyone in the world it would still be you.
• I love you inside and out.
• She makes me proud to be who I am.
• Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine.
• When people talked about soul mates, I never believed them; until I met you.
• Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so cute.
• You make every other girl feel so inferior.
• You held me so tight I couldn’t breathe, but there wouldn’t be a better way to die.

SASSY CAPTIONS FOR LOVE

• Love is heat. You are sweet. When two Lips are meet. Love is completed.
• If you have eyes, look at me now.
• I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
• My favorite part of the day is when I get to talk to you.
• You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
• I wanna hold your hand when we’re 80 and say we made it.

SASSY INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR COUPLES

• You’re my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.
• The peanut butter to my jelly.
• Together is a wonderful place to be.
• Together is a wonderful place to be.
• Every moment I spend with you is like a beautiful dream come true.
• Couples that laugh together, last together.
• I still get butterflies even though I’ve seen you a hundred times.
• You’re my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace.
• One smile can’t change the world, but your smile changes mine.
• You make my heart skip a beat.
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil..pointless.
• These two parts make a better whole.
• My heart understands you.
• Life isn’t perfect, but me and you together is.
• You’re my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace.
• Our home is different than any house because you’re in it.
• Some people are worth melting for.
• If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
• You are the frosting on my cake.
• The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.
• Every day with you is the best day of my life.
• He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his last name.
• When love is not madness it is not love.
• You’re all my heart ever talks about.
• There is only one happiness in life – to love and to be loved.
• The way your hand fits into mine is like no puzzle I’ve ever seen before.
• This all started with Netflix and chill.
• I’d never sing of love if it does not exist. But darling, you are the only exception.
• You’re my favorite flavor.

SASSY CAPTIONS FOR GIRLS

• I remember the first day i ever looked into your eyes and felt my entire world flip.
• You weren’t just a star to me, you were my whole damn sky.
• If I did anything right in my life it was when I gave my heart to you.
• Our home is different than any house because you’re in it.
• Pick me, choose me, love me.
• I wish I could turn back the clock—I’d find you sooner and love you longer.
• You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.
• Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
• Where there is love there is life.
• The course of true love never did run smooth.
• A happy wife is a happy life.
• Two heads, one heart.
• Alone we are strong…together we are stronger.
• I want to be with you until my last page.
• The good things in life are better with you.
• You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever.
• Every day of my life is a blessing because it starts and ends with you.
• Distance between us could never stop me from loving you.
• If I know what love is, it is because of you.

SHORT SASSY QUOTES FOR INSTAGRAM BIO

• And though she is but little, she is fierce.
• The best things come from living outside of your comfort zone.
• Success is in my veins.
• My goal is to create a life that I don’t want to take a vacation from.
• No this isn’t a dream, this is my reality.
• Don’t look for society to give you permission to be yourself.
• Your best teacher is your last mistake.
• Throwing kindness around like confetti.
• If I was a writer I’d have a better Instagram bio quote.
• WiFi + food + my bed = PERFECTION.
• I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
• Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
• I wanna be different just like everyone else.
• My blood is made of coffee.
• Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
• Sharing my happy thoughts.
• I take a lot of selfies for my future biographer
• My Instagram is proof that I’m always creating a better version of myself.
• The best revenge is massive success.
• It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.
• 99% caffeine.
• Kind of a good Samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
• I need 6 months of vacation twice a year.
• Conquer from within.
• Always aiming to be a rainbow at the end of a thunderstorm.
• First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things.
• Probably the best TV binge-watcher you’ll ever find.
• Probably the best TV binge-watcher you’ll ever find.
• We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten dies.
• Simple but significant.
• Just another paper-cut survivor.
• Play. Slay.
• A very caffeine-dependent life form.